Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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