Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
There r osticjed everywhere
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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