Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
When are your genitals available?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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