My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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