Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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