The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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