Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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