names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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