My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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