Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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