my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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