So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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