I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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