P.S. I can't hear my feet
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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