To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I am spending my child support on dildos
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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