No awkward lesbian experiences without me
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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