I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
organizing the empties. That sober.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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