I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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