I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I puked a lego.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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