And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
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Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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