i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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