problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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