he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
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Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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