I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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