Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Randomize
