His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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