STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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