dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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