My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
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all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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