I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
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Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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