Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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