Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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