I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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