That's when you crack a 10am beer
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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