she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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