Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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