Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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