Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Houston, we have a squirter
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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