she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I feel great
I just peed on a car
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Randomize
