i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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