yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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