I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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