i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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