STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I could fuck to npr.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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