She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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