How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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