butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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