I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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