I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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