worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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