it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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