I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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