I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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