is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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