I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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