...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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