This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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